I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
Am I alone on this, or is this still the sexiest type of bikini in history? Even the stringiest bikinis out there don’t say “DTF” quite like these did.
Me and my Angelica.
My ex wife posted this on facebook. Here’s the response I should have left.
“A REAL man never stops trying to show a woman how much she means to him , even if it’s to say he doesn’t love her anymore.”
Funny how people change after a breakup
My ex-wife used to hate all the metal I listened to, she hated it when I was in bands, I quit smoking for her, I stopped drinking for her, she never liked any of the awesome movies, I cut all my hair off because she didn’t like it. I shaved my beard because she didn’t like it. I shaved my crotch because she didn’t like it bushy, and lastly, she always felt stupid with me because I always knew how to fix things.
Her new guy… Is everything she never liked about me, and he’s also fat.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
Woman vs. Puddle
This is Angelica. My gorgeous girlfriend. :D
I had to make this… For the good of mankind.
