Funny how people change after a breakup
My ex-wife used to hate all the metal I listened to, she hated it when I was in bands, I quit smoking for her, I stopped drinking for her, she never liked any of the awesome movies, I cut all my hair off because she didn’t like it. I shaved my beard because she didn’t like it. I shaved my crotch because she didn’t like it bushy, and lastly, she always felt stupid with me because I always knew how to fix things.
Her new guy… Is everything she never liked about me, and he’s also fat.
WHAT THE FUCK!?