I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
Bullshit: An Exact Science
Men’s logic: Cause for concern > concerns expressed > respect for [said] concerns not given > man becomes angry at lack of respect for his concerns > woman becomes angry at his anger > woman defends her actions for 2 hours > man becomes infuriated and begins to give up on woman > woman begins to cry because this all happened suddenly to her > man leaves in order to breathe air that doesn’t smell like bullshit > man expects an apology.
Woman’s logic: Cause for concern > concerns expressed > respect for [said] concerns not given > man becomes angry at lack of respect for his concerns > woman becomes angry at his anger > woman defends her actions for 2 hours > man becomes infuriated and begins to give up on woman > woman begins to cry because this all happened suddenly to her > man leaves in order to breathe air that doesn’t smell like bullshit > man expects an apology.
Note to self: Tainted love can’t succeed. Abandon ship and move on, because it’ll never be the same again.
Moving forward.
No matter how bittersweet, some people just don’t need to be together.
I feel like I just lost my best friend over a relationship that did nothing but force me to lose my youthful romanticism, and overall trust in women.
She wanted to be my first of many things, and she got just that, but the bad firsts outweigh the good.
First girl to lie to me, first to cheat, first to break her promises, first to take advantage of me, first girl I ever feared I might hurt someday, and the first girl to make me feel physically and sexually inadequate.
The good? There was a time where I adored her, and considered her ‘the one’, I now feel closer to realizing exactly what kind of girl I want to marry one day, and could love for the rest of my life. That girl is basically her, but without all the doubt, attitude, bitterness, and reckless behavior. I was so close, too. If only she would have known a good thing while she had it —while I still had the patience to wait for her to grow up.
You all wish your girlfriends were this cute. Admit it, I won’t judge.
She just had to do it. #starwars #darth #vader #helmet #lightsaber #hedbanz
Watching her guess this is hilarious. He’s even on her shirt. #starwars #darth #vader #headbanz
@ange1icaa #thyrequiemgirlfriend
#sweet
Best date ever. (Taken with Instagram)
I know, you jelly.
Today I helped my girlfriend at work by convincing her boss to let me wash dishes at the restaurant tonight. I had a blast! We even got locked in the back room accidentally and made out for a minute. She made a crap-ton in tips, and her boss let us drink a couple beers afterward.
