Equality among the genders as I see it.

If girls can tell each other they’re sexy in public, compliment each other’s outfits, share fashion and hair secrets, shop together, dress/undress together, eat out together, and go online to look at pictures of other sexy girls for guidance on how they should try to look better, and tell each other how great they look…

Then as a guy, I should be able to get away with all of these things focused on my own gender, without being seen as gay. Because if I’m gay for it, you bitches are all homos to the extreme.