I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
I'm Socially Awesome
- Her: Maybe while they're gone Friday we can get some alone time.
- Me: Sounds like a plan :)
- Her: If nothing else we can go somewhere and park and talk and such.
- Her: I get off at eight Friday, so we'll get a little hang out time. :)
- Me: Anything would be nice. "park somewhere and talk" huh?
- Her: Or break your new truck in. Up to you.
- Me: Are you fucking with me?! YES! :D
- Her: Haha sounds good. As long as you're sure you're okay with it.
- Me: Are you kidding? We're going to have pillows, a blanket, and a goddamn picnic back there, too! Haha
- Her: Haha perfect :) I like the way you think.
- 20 minutes later...
- Her: I'm trying to decide if we need to have sex before then, or just say fuck it and wait.
- I LOVE THIS GIRL!!!!!!!!
(via bollba)
That’s why so many brits have crooked noses.
Too bad it was written by a ho.
Happens more times than naught.
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