I went to a show tonight and while I was outside smoking, a drop dead gorgeous girl who follows me on Instagram walks up, looks me straight in the eye, runs her fingers through my chin stubble and says, “You have a handsome face. It’s nice to finally meet you.” Then walks off.
asdfghjkl why are the good ones always taken!? And you can’t just do that and then go stand with your boyfriend! Why must you tease me?!