I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
10 Things that ruin good porn:
- Dirty feet
- Ponytails
- Tan lines
- “roast beef curtains”
- Acrylic nails
- Lip gloss
- Boas
- “moan tracks”
- Sores and bruises
- Partial penetration
For my loyal followers. Do I make a beautiful bride? #weddingdress #bridalgown #sexy #guy #so #gay #dapper #highandtight #thyrequiemphotos #questionablebehavior
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Socially awesome experiment was a success! What girl wouldn’t want to be tied up with neck ties? [Blindfolded/ Hands above head/ knees hanging up/ laying on her back]
Am I alone on this, or is this still the sexiest type of bikini in history? Even the stringiest bikinis out there don’t say “DTF” quite like these did.
I work at Papa John’s, and my girlfriend requested that I deliver her a pizza naked.
I did.
The end.
“Homer the Inventor”
This is Angelica. My gorgeous girlfriend. :D
I heart to fart
