From this day forward, I’m going to learn to wake up every morning loving you less.

Bullshit: An Exact Science

Men’s logic: Cause for concern > concerns expressed > respect for [said] concerns not given > man becomes angry at lack of respect for his concerns > woman becomes angry at his anger > woman defends her actions for 2 hours > man becomes infuriated and begins to give up on woman > woman begins to cry because this all happened suddenly to her > man leaves in order to breathe air that doesn’t smell like bullshit > man expects an apology.

Woman’s logic: Cause for concern > concerns expressed > respect for [said] concerns not given > man becomes angry at lack of respect for his concerns > woman becomes angry at his anger > woman defends her actions for 2 hours > man becomes infuriated and begins to give up on woman > woman begins to cry because this all happened suddenly to her > man leaves in order to breathe air that doesn’t smell like bullshit > man expects an apology.

The last straw. I’m done.

So, I go with her to her mom’s house and find that they’ve been stealing items out of my storage unit. When you don’t ask permission to take things, you are STEALING and I have every right to be angry. I also have every right to load up my car with everything that is rightfully mine.

…but apparently that’s rude. Stealing from me isn’t rude, but reclaiming my personal belongings somehow is. 

We now live in a world where it’s cool to hate yourself, and where people are disgusted by you when you’ve learned to love yourself.

Don’t you dare knock me down just because I genuinely find myself to be attractive, intelligent, and creative. 

I feel like I’m the king of the friendzone. I can turn from a love interest into a platonic friend in 2 seconds flat.

Female Logic

One of the most frustrating social conventions for me would have to be that men have to initiate, pay for, and vocalize everything FOR WOMEN. So what we get are a bunch of girls who are waiting to be asked on a date, whom have never bothered to give a hint at whether or not they would even accept the offer. It’s like Russian Roulette on the guy’s end of things.

If a guy complains that a girl doesn’t want him, it’s because he’s offered his feelings and has been shot down. When a girl complains that a man doesn’t want her, it’s because she’s over-thought the idea so much that she’s talked herself out of even liking the guy anymore because she’s convinced that he doesn’t like her back.

I feel like I have one friend, and everyone else wants me to stay away from her… yet you people aren’t really my friends. Some logic …

I’m ready for that point in my life where people just accept my personality for exactly what it is, so I can too.

*sigh*

There’s always somebody in my way. Always.

Why do I have to be so attracted to shy girls! ?

They always break plans and wait for you to text first. They make no moves, but give all the signals. They get nervous and anxious around you, and never ask questions.

Here I sit, stood up for the 4th time and ready to throw in the towel. Jane Doe, if you’re reading this, MAKE A MOVE!