I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
My fat cat needs a suitable name.
Angel and I will soon be the proud parents of an obese cat. The cat is all white, with yellow eyes, and a fat ass. It also features a “fanny-pack-like” foopa on it’s belly, because it’s so. fucking. fat.
She insists that we name him Falcor, but Falcor was not fat, and much more dog-like. I suggested names like, “Bro”, or “Fat Ass”, or “Jabba”, but she’s not amused. Please, Tumblr. Help me name my fat ass cat.
