I'm Kevin Tomlinson, 24, single. I'm into Melodeath, Dungeon Crawlers, and looking better than your boyfriend. I believe in Deism, and the will of one's conscience.
Fireworks on TV
It’s New Years Eve, and naturally, there are fireworks going off outside. (Even here in Norway) My mom complains for about 4 hours tonight about how she hates the sound of fireworks, there are a lot of risks to firework use/abuse, Norway is a peaceful country and Norwegians shouldn’t have to sound like the streets of Samalia, and how it’s so much better to go someplace where there’s a grand public spectacle that’s set up by professionals and supervised by the Fire Department. She declined every invitation to New Years Eve parties, and she made no plans to view any sort of public fireworks display. Her solution?
Watch a documentary about fireworks on the Discovery Channel. It’s not even a live coverage. Just a pre-recorded episode.
Yay… so fun.
I have nothing against the people who realize that Apple products suck, but if you’re gonna tell me you hate your iPhone because you can’t figure it out, then you should know that I’m now fascinated by your stupidity, rather than your intelligent opinion.
You and me tonight, No condoms.
WTH IS THIS!! OH GOSH!
Full of win.
