Whenever I see a big lifted truck pass me or do a retarded maneuver on the road, I say, "Oh my bad, I forgot that your dick was bigger than mine."

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January 19th, 2012 at 2:02PM

Whenever I see a big lifted truck pass me or do a retarded maneuver on the road, I say, “Oh my bad, I forgot that your dick was bigger than mine.”

“…until you bought that truck.”

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Whenever I see a big lifted truck pass me or do a retarded maneuver on the road, I say, “Oh my bad, I forgot that your dick was bigger than mine.”