anjailicka asked: You are wonderful. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I don't give to shits what anyone else thinks, or what they have to say, because your words are the only ones I hear. I love you, Kevin. I'm yours. All of me, nothing more, nothing less. I'm yours. <3
Just when you thought the world was normal,... →
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Ever have a brother?
Ever NOT have a brother? Same shit to me.
There Are Jackals Among Us.
Never been more apparent than it is right now. Just when you thought you were safe, they’ve been there all along.
Well, it can't all be peaches...
I seem to have this problem that when I detach myself after a breakup, I get temporary ED. Last time the problem went away after about 2-3 months. I really need to find a better way of coping with loss. Because complete emotional detachment (though easily accessible) isn’t making my body very happy. :/
I thought it was funny...
“I mean… we already made out. :P Why can’t we talk about dicks? Bahahaha. I couldn’t resist.” Oh god my life’s so complicated…
YESSSSSSS. I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete You will laugh here!