When you look at old conversations you had with...
heyfunniest: Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!
Snape: People will think you're...
Snape: ...up to something.
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol you're not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Lol! Keep scrolling, bitch.
Sexual organs: you know you want to go fap.
Pillage & Plunder - Blue
Redundancy, and people under 15.
Don’t you hate it when you ask somebody under 15 for something they have whether to simply look at it, or to borrow it, and their response is always, “No! It’s mine!”? No shit dumbass~! That’s why I’m asking YOU for it!
heyfunniest: I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework. I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. Bored? Click here and you’ll be entertained.
A little advice: women hate passwords and phone locks.