May 2013
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Time to sleep. ‘night.
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sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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So, I thought I grew out of this, but I have a crush. And I don’t think it’s going away until she spends at least 40 years married to me, and we make so many beautiful children that celebrities will want to adopt them.
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When you send somebody a message and they just ignore it and continue blogging. yeah…
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n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
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r-amp: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
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So um. I hate it when girls get cocky after I give them my attention. It’s like, “I was going to take this further, but nevermind… I’ve clearly overvalidated you and it seems there’s no more work to be done here. I mean that’s cool.”
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GORE WHORE: you know…its so sad to live your life... →
this-is-fucking-exile: you know… its so sad to live your life broken and afraid.. to be scared that if a guy doesn’t call you or text you, after promising he would, you assume he’s blowing you off and ignoring you on purpose, in hopes of hurting you. to be terrified to hang out with a guy you might not know very…
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“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– (via godmoves)
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uniqukiwa asked: Thanks for followwwing!
May 24th
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Bullshit: An Exact Science
Men’s logic: Cause for concern > concerns expressed > respect for [said] concerns not given > man becomes angry at lack of respect for his concerns > woman becomes angry at his anger > woman defends her actions for 2 hours > man becomes infuriated and begins to give up on woman > woman begins to cry because this all happened suddenly to her > man leaves in order to breathe...
May 23rd
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Note to self: Tainted love can’t succeed. Abandon ship and move on, because it’ll never be the same again.
May 23rd
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Moving forward.
No matter how bittersweet, some people just don’t need to be together. I feel like I just lost my best friend over a relationship that did nothing but force me to lose my youthful romanticism, and overall trust in women. She wanted to be my first of many things, and she got just that, but the bad firsts outweigh the good. First girl to lie to me, first to cheat, first to break her promises,...
May 23rd
hidemyshame asked: I know you're having a hard time right now. If you ever want to vent, I'm here, promise to listen, and won't give opinions or try to fix things. *big hug*
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